how high is up?...why is the sky blue?...how come your mom is a fag?...i mean really, only dudes can be fags, your mom is a dude?...can i sell my soul on ebay?...what about your soul?...what would you do for a klondike bar?...why does your mom talk in her sleep?...it really keeps me up at night...if I had one apple and one orange, why do I have to carry them?...why does asparagus make your piss stink?...why do some birds talk but you can't murder bill o'reilly?...if heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a fucking sacrifice?...why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?...why is a dead rabbit's paw considered good luck?...does masturbation really make you go blind & hairy? why exactly does todd flanders smell?...what does rush limbaugh got to do with football anyway?...why is basketball televised?... how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop without biting?...where the heck is waldo anyway?
to be continued...
to be continued...
how high is up?
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why is the sky blue?
~because if it was green we wouldn't know when to stop mowing the lawn.
how come your mom is a fag?
~probably b/c she slept with you :P
i mean really, only dudes can be fags, your mom is a dude?
~apparently she is
can i sell my soul on ebay?
~nope it's not tangible... it's been tried
what about your soul?
~It was stolen by a photographer
what would you do for a klondike bar?
~ have sex with your sister..or mine, no wait
why does your mom talk in her sleep?
~because she can
it really keeps me up at night
~wear earplugs
if I had one apple and one orange, why do I have to carry them?
~ ah but the ral question is it internally?
why does asparagus make your piss stink?
~it has the similar chemical properties of onions and veggie tales
why do some birds talk but you can't murder bill o'reilly?
~murder would be too easy..shitting on him is harder
if heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a fucking sacrifice?
~because all you do is hang about (rimshot)
why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?
~b/c steveox had his dick in it.
why is a dead rabbit's paw considered good luck?
~because it's illegal to carry human feet
does masturbation really make you go blind & hairy?
~i think so, i've been wearing glasses for 20 years and i have hair in unwanted places
why exactly does todd flanders smell?
~because he's a "surfer" or is he "with stupid"
what does rush limbaugh got to do with football anyway?
~his head
why is basketball televised?
~keeps them from stealing our car
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop without biting?
~ i believe you should ask the old wise owl
UJ beat me to the punchline... *sigh*
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