Top 10 Reasons I can beat up your grandma
10. She's old.
9. I'm not.
8. Her bones are fragile.
7. Mine aren't.
6. I have a 2nd degree blackbelt.
5. She doesn't.
4. She can't scream for help without throwing her back out.
3. She's blind in one eye.
2. I can see.
1. She's lying 6ft underground.
(bet ya didn't see that one coming)
9. I'm not.
8. Her bones are fragile.
7. Mine aren't.
6. I have a 2nd degree blackbelt.
5. She doesn't.
4. She can't scream for help without throwing her back out.
3. She's blind in one eye.
2. I can see.
1. She's lying 6ft underground.
(bet ya didn't see that one coming)
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