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Matt Groening's funniest ever

"Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he said.

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What kind of stupid fucking idiots would mistake a cartoon for real news? Oh right, Foxnews' key demographic. My bad.
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  1. Reece GockJanuary 10, 2004 at 8:39 PM

    I am so absessed with the simpsons i would like to know matt groenings email.

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  2. nikolasJanuary 21, 2004 at 7:20 AM

    Bring back futurama !
    Its the best show in the universe ! Ever !

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  3. nikolasJanuary 21, 2004 at 7:20 AM

    Bring back futurama motherfuckers!
    Its the best show in the universe ! Ever !

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  4. KTApril 2, 2004 at 3:21 PM

    I LOVE THE SIMPONS SO MUCH THAT I AM DOING THEM AS MY TOPIC FOR A PROJECT AT SCHOOL

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  5. Hillary BartoshApril 12, 2004 at 3:54 AM

    i love the simpsons so much i am doin a whole project on it for school and i need matt groenings email address

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  6. quwertApril 18, 2004 at 4:59 PM

    hfgddddddddddddddfg

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  7. AndrewApril 18, 2004 at 7:30 PM

    Does Any one know Matt Groenings Email or how to contact him or one of his associates? please email me at whomba@yahoo.com

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  8. Matt GroeningApril 21, 2004 at 4:52 PM

    Since you wanted to know, my e-mail is mgroening@juno.com. Thanks, I'll look foward to reading your e-mails!

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  9. JamesApril 21, 2004 at 5:19 PM

    That may not be the real Matt Groening. In fact, it probably is not.

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  10. 3c454cApril 29, 2004 at 3:44 PM

    It is, you motherfucking son of a bitch.Damn shit hell fuck bastard bitch ass nigger. Motherfucking shit hell. Go fuck Kenny, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Jimbo, Ned, and Big Gay Al from South Park!

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