Redskin Monikers

Oliver shares my pain that I suffered last night...uggggh one fucking point, anyhoo, oliver did a run down of all nicknames...


Daniel Snyder - The Danny, Mistah Snyder, Evil Genius
Norv Turner - A*hole, SOB, Dumbass, Norval
Joe Gibbs - Gibbsy, The Master, The Divine One
Doug Williams - FOUR TOUCHDOWNS. FOUR DAMN TOUCHDOWNS.
Art Monk - The Artful Monk, "He was robbed" (said every year when the idiot hall of fame doesn't let him in)
Charles Mann - Hungry Man!
Gus Ferrote - Gus Bus! (short-lived) Idiot Gus! Hammerhead!
Stephen Davis - "You can't stop #48. You can only hope to contain him." also, "SD"
Dan Wilkinson/Dana Stubblefield - "The Front" (this was after an idiotic poster I had, and very very very short lived)
Champ Bailey - Champion Bailey
Deion Sanders - "Jesus H, why is he on our team? Make it stop. For the love of God."
Brad Johnson - Bradley (for no reason). "BJ" when he started to... suck.
Patrick Ramsey - Ramzo, King Ramses
Tim Hasselbeck - Tim-ah! (a la South Park, this one was just intro'd yesterday)
Lavar Arrington - (guttural) LAH-Vaaaaaar!
Spurrier - Ballcoach Rules, "We're just gon' pitch it and we're gon' ketch it" (said with a southern accent)


My two most recent favorite idiotic things are the following:
Jeremiah Trotter - THEY CALL HIM JEREMIAH
Rock Cartwright - Gimme The Rock!


Enjoyed.

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