The Sponge Effect

By Anonymous -
I have noticed that whenever I go to the movies and just order a coke (usually a medium cherry), I always have to piss really bad, but when I order popcorn in addition, I never have the urge to pee in the middle of the movie. The only explanation I can fathom is that the popcorn acts as sponge, hence why I just coined the term, the sponge effect. No, I was not inspired by the butterfly effect. Okay, yes it was.

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  1. mentisoNovember 9, 2003 at 8:15 AM

    I don't normally order popcorn but I am gonna have to try it and see if it works.

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  2. STACY ANNApril 18, 2004 at 3:34 AM

    I THINK THE POPCORN ACTS ON SPONGE.

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