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Happy Fucking Holidays

Happy fucking holidays and I hate you. I hate your fucking guts. Go to hell. Go to hell for adding to the fucking traffic all around town. Go to hell for the long fucking lines in the stores. Go to hell, you fucking cuntrag. Yes, I am talking about you Santa. And don't give me this bullshit about you not existing, I know you exist. I saw you at the fucking mall, don't play games with me. You're a fucking fat fuck who discriminates by only giving presents to good little boys and girls, you worthless pile of filth. How dare you call me a bad boy, how dare you Santa! I'm not the child fucker that you are! Calling me a bad boy, what nerve. OH what was that last part? Don't you ever talk shit about my grandma like that, ya hear, punk? Yeah, keep eating cookies, go die of high blood pressure. Hey fatass, ever hear of the atkins diet? GO ON IT! Stupid fucking Santa. Yeah, you better run....oh btw, Rudolf and his gay ass red nose is a fag and a queer too. Call me redundant? Go suck prancer's testes.

Happy fucking holidays; now, eat my shit.
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