Britney Spears marries

By Anonymous -
That's right, Britney Spears is no longer available to all of us normal guys. Like we ever really had a chance, well at least you didn't.

UPDATE: The Marriage License (thanks to Oliver for the link)

ANOTHER UPDATE: 1/6/04 12:26AM
ANNULED

Comments

  1. KevinJanuary 4, 2004 at 10:05 PM

    Haha, she married George Castanza.

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  2. PhilJanuary 5, 2004 at 6:04 AM

    Anyone one that would come here for Britney news is stupid. Everyone know I am the number one Britney fan and if you were up on your news at all you wouldnt know that annulment papers have already been signed. Get with the times Bozzy.

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  3. JamesJanuary 5, 2004 at 6:10 AM

    When the entry was posted, annulment papers had not been signed. Excuse me for having a life and not updating my blog about stupid news stories.

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  4. PhilJanuary 5, 2004 at 6:49 AM

    Hahaha, you not post stupid news stories? Hhahaha priceless. I haven't laughted that hard in a long time, thanks for the joke.

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  5. JamesJanuary 5, 2004 at 7:26 AM

    YOU CANT HAVE BRITNEY!!! SHE IS MINE!

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  6. ZachJanuary 5, 2004 at 8:08 AM

    Sounds like she's available again.

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  7. JamesJanuary 5, 2004 at 8:12 AM

    Yes, the reports of her filing for annulment are true, but the annulment has not yet happened and may never happen. She may be forced to file for divorce.

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