Okay, let me go off on a rant here...WOULD PEOPLE STOP HYPING ELMOR LEONARD! I'm tired of people saying (people being that previews voice) saying "based on a novel by Elmor Leonard" like the guy is the second coming of William Shakespeare. Jesus fucking Christ, The Big Bounce Flop had the absolute worst story ever. Characters are great, I'll give him some credit, but the story is tissue paper thin and as stupid as the president. STOP MAKING ELMOR LEONARD A GOD!!!! "Get Shorty" is the only movie based on one of his novels that I have enjoyed. "Jackie Brown" sucked. Godbless Quentin, but it was a major dissappointment. "Out of Sight" was trash, JLO and Clooney? Please.
But let's get back to THE BIGBOUNCE FLOP. IT WAS STUPID. AND THE MOST STUPID THING ABOUT IT WAS THE HIRING OF MODEL SARA FOSTER. As gorgeous as she is (and she is) SHE CANNOT ACT WORTH A FUCKING DAMN. She's a fucking stone.
Gary Sinise? WTF? His role was big, yet he had the screen time of a cameo. Did I say the characters were great? Let me correct that. OWEN WILSON AND MORGAN FREEMAN WERE GREAT. Charlie Sheen was pretty good, but the rest absolutely tanked.
To top it all off, this is a fucking remake! Of a 1969 movie, same story, same characters, same stupid Elmor Leonard novel. Now, I have always said Hollywood should be remaking bad movies instead of classic ones, but they still have to actually improve the movie. They still made a crappy film.
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But let's get back to THE BIG
Gary Sinise? WTF? His role was big, yet he had the screen time of a cameo. Did I say the characters were great? Let me correct that. OWEN WILSON AND MORGAN FREEMAN WERE GREAT. Charlie Sheen was pretty good, but the rest absolutely tanked.
To top it all off, this is a fucking remake! Of a 1969 movie, same story, same characters, same stupid Elmor Leonard novel. Now, I have always said Hollywood should be remaking bad movies instead of classic ones, but they still have to actually improve the movie. They still made a crappy film.
SKIP THIS PIECE OF SHIT
I was actually on the set of the Big Bounce when it was filmed on location on Oahu, the house belonged to famous Sea life Artist Christian Lassen, for whom I worked for, I also Drove Owen Wilson from a late night party back to his home one morning. The fact is that the director was a drunken party animal and Christian Riese Lassen forced us to work horrific hours without without overtime pay an endangering his employees and guests. He was later cornered by the US Dept of Labor for practicing such slave labor. He is a sorry excuse for a human being. The truth about The Big Bounce was that it was just an party of overindulgence for everyone involved. I was even forced to deliver illegal narcotics to the set, and was threatend with my job if I didn't comply... well Lassen had been making his staff commit federal crimes on a daily basis... so when I refused to continue trafficing his drugs for him, I was fired on the spot. So much for his dolphin hugging all american "nature boy" image. He doesn't give a crap about saving the oceans, and is a preditor of underage girls. Sounds like a story for the Enquirerer.
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