Oscar Predictions
It's Oscar night! The only night of award shows that I actually care for! Want the winners?
Here they are:
BEST PICTURE-- LOTR: Return of the King; the first two didn't win, because the three films are really one movie, this last one will win a lot.
LEADING ACTOR-- Jude Law. He just ownz.
LEADING ACTRESS-- ??? Didn't see any of the films any of the nominees starred in. Odd. I shall omit this category. Okay fine, eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollars let him go, eenie meenie miney mo; Charlez Theron.
SUPPORTING ACTOR-- Ken Watanabe. He was awesome in THE LAST SAMARAI.
SUPPORTING ADDRESS--- Renee Zelwegger for Cold Mountain, she performed grand theft movie, well of the scenes Jude Law wasn't in.
BEST DIRECTOR-- LOTR: Return of the King. No explanation necessary.
BEST EDITING-- LOTR: Return of the King.
BEST PHOTOGRAPHY: Cold Mountain, it was beautiful.
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)-- LOTR: Return of the King
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)-- Lost in Translation
BEST MUSIC (SCORE)-- LOTR: Return of the King.
There you go, the winners.
This is my commentary on what I think are the best films of 2003.
Here they are:
BEST PICTURE-- LOTR: Return of the King; the first two didn't win, because the three films are really one movie, this last one will win a lot.
LEADING ACTOR-- Jude Law. He just ownz.
LEADING ACTRESS-- ??? Didn't see any of the films any of the nominees starred in. Odd. I shall omit this category. Okay fine, eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollars let him go, eenie meenie miney mo; Charlez Theron.
SUPPORTING ACTOR-- Ken Watanabe. He was awesome in THE LAST SAMARAI.
SUPPORTING ADDRESS--- Renee Zelwegger for Cold Mountain, she performed grand theft movie, well of the scenes Jude Law wasn't in.
BEST DIRECTOR-- LOTR: Return of the King. No explanation necessary.
BEST EDITING-- LOTR: Return of the King.
BEST PHOTOGRAPHY: Cold Mountain, it was beautiful.
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)-- LOTR: Return of the King
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)-- Lost in Translation
BEST MUSIC (SCORE)-- LOTR: Return of the King.
There you go, the winners.
This is my commentary on what I think are the best films of 2003.
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