Question: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Answer: Slap her in the ass.
It's so wrong, yet so so funny.
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my husband loves that joke. he tells it to people all the time. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteonly a man would find that funny... :-P
ReplyDeleteI always tell this one:
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you buy a woman a watch?
There's a clock on the stove!