A joke

By Anonymous -
I'm pretty tired today, so I will just post a joke which I told my friends yesterday. It was recieved fairly well.
Question: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Answer: Slap her in the ass.


It's so wrong, yet so so funny.

Comments

  1. froggieApril 3, 2004 at 12:41 PM

    my husband loves that joke. he tells it to people all the time. *sigh*

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  2. zoeApril 3, 2004 at 2:16 PM

    only a man would find that funny... :-P

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  3. KevinApril 3, 2004 at 3:45 PM

    I always tell this one:

    Why don't you buy a woman a watch?

    There's a clock on the stove!

    ReplyDelete

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