Question: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Answer: Slap her in the ass.
It's so wrong, yet so so funny.
Okay, so I had yet another amazing night this past Friday (6/17). So great in fact that I've been too fucking tired to tell you all abou...
my husband loves that joke. he tells it to people all the time. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteonly a man would find that funny... :-P
ReplyDeleteI always tell this one:
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you buy a woman a watch?
There's a clock on the stove!