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GO VOTE TOMORROW

I do not care who you vote for. Vote for Bush for all I care. Voting is a right, it is a right that shall not be wasted. Do not be lazy. Voting only takes a few minutes, and if you go between 9am and 3pm, you will not hit very long lines.

If you vote and your candidate loses, you can bitch all you want, but if you don't vote and your candidate loses, you have to quiet the fuck up. I don't want to hear any bitching by those who don't vote. Jeff Jarvis has a pledge just for this.

And you know what? Should George W. Bush win convincingly (both electoral and popular), I will support him. I just have had a tough time supporting a guy who couldn't even get 50% of his country to vote for him.

But like hell that'll happen, JFK will win big. If he wins, I am getting drunk, but Michelle has a better idea:
I hereby pledge that after the election is called, I will run naked through the streets, smeared with war paint, stinking of Jack Daniels and screaming obscenities at my neighbors.

I will do this even if my candidate wins because drunken, naked cursing is fun no matter who the president is.


However, I could run through the streets naked and covered in war paint, stinking of booze, but I think I'll just stay indoors and get drunk. Not saying anything bad against naked cursing, of course.
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  1. MicheleNovember 1, 2004 at 2:41 PM

    A Bozzy post that links to me without bashing me?

    The end is nigh!!

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  2. BozzyNovember 1, 2004 at 2:43 PM

    Yeah for awhile I was in an extremly bitchy mood...but that's pretty much over

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