If you vote and your candidate loses, you can bitch all you want, but if you don't vote and your candidate loses, you have to quiet the fuck up. I don't want to hear any bitching by those who don't vote. Jeff Jarvis has a pledge just for this.
And you know what? Should George W. Bush win convincingly (both electoral and popular), I will support him. I just have had a tough time supporting a guy who couldn't even get 50% of his country to vote for him.
But like hell that'll happen, JFK will win big. If he wins, I am getting drunk, but Michelle has a better idea:
I hereby pledge that after the election is called, I will run naked through the streets, smeared with war paint, stinking of Jack Daniels and screaming obscenities at my neighbors.
I will do this even if my candidate wins because drunken, naked cursing is fun no matter who the president is.
However, I could run through the streets naked and covered in war paint, stinking of booze, but I think I'll just stay indoors and get drunk. Not saying anything bad against naked cursing, of course.
A Bozzy post that links to me without bashing me?
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Yeah for awhile I was in an extremly bitchy mood...but that's pretty much over
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