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Movies That I Saw That Do Not Warrant Their Own Post

SEED OF CHUCKY
Okay, what the fuck is this? Wasn't this supposed to be a scary movie? Why did I laugh more than in Scary Movie?

TAXI
Jimmy Fallon + Queen Latifa = Not Funny, Just Retarded

AFTER THE SUNSET
This was almost good enough to get it's own entry here, but it's still pretty fluffy.

THE INCREDIBLES
I love Pixar, I mean, go Steve Jobs, this movie has some funny moments, but most were in the preview and Finding Nemo was better.

BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON
I didn't even see this, nor do I want to. Renee Zelwegger is an ugly ho who can't act to save her child from sudden death, let alone get me to laugh.

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
I laughed at the anti-Bush jokes, but there were too many anti-Kerry and anti-democrat jokes. Trey and Matt should have picked a fucking side and not tried to appeal to everybody.

NATIONAL TREASURE
It's sad that Pixar has pwned Disney to the point where Disney is making live action movies now. Nick Cage is decent, nothing special.

MOVIES I STILL NEED TO SEE:

ALFIE
I HEART HUCKABEES
KINSEY
THE POLAR EXPRESS

So somebody give me money.
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