I hate kids, I wish they would fucking die of SIDS

I was just driving down the street which my street is off of, and suddenly I hear this loud boom on the back of my car, I turn around and I see these kids standing on this hill by the street, and then they start to run. I park the car and get out of my car to see the damage and there is this big ass scrap on the top of the trunk, right under the rear windshield. I then drove around the kids neighborhood, but didn't see them. If I saw them, I would have chased them down on foot and drop kicked those hooligans. Don't think I would have? They were only 10, maybe 12 at the oldest. Nothing a grown man can't kill.

That's about all there is to say about these children who are going to wish they were dead, because I will FIND them. And they will pay. With many many rocks to the skull.