Yeah, I sent that ugly skank packing. She was just too noncompliant, it's hard to live like that. So I dumped the bitch.
But that's only half of it, I was at the mall today and saw this total hottie there! Her name is Verizon! OMFG! Love at first sight!
Sprint can be pretty clingy, so be careful about getting into a relationship with her. She's a bitch too, did I mention that? She's trying to make me give her money for throwing her ass out on the street. Well, fuck that bitch!
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