What's wrong, you know I've never driven before!
I'm supposed to be hiting the cones, right?
What's the engine light and why is it on?
What's that screeching sound?
Why is there a tree in our path?
It's okay, I'm only my fourth mudslide.
The kid told us to go straight on til morning...
What the fuck does yield mean?
Ouch, don't bite.
Hon, pass me another shot of Jager, I see a deer!
On a plane
This is your captain speaking, I see a deer!
On a boat/ship/sailboat
D'oh! A deer! A female deer! (Yes, it's okay to steal from The Simpsons, they've already done everything.)
On a train
Is that a body lying there? I guess we'll have to wait and see... Nope it's a deer!
On the moon lander
Shit, I forgot to close my garage. Oh snap, there's a deer.
On a intergalactic spaceship
Are we at light speed yet, I see a deer!
I'm supposed to be hiting the cones, right?
What's the engine light and why is it on?
What's that screeching sound?
Why is there a tree in our path?
It's okay, I'm only my fourth mudslide.
The kid told us to go straight on til morning...
What the fuck does yield mean?
Ouch, don't bite.
Hon, pass me another shot of Jager, I see a deer!
On a plane
This is your captain speaking, I see a deer!
On a boat/ship/sailboat
D'oh! A deer! A female deer! (Yes, it's okay to steal from The Simpsons, they've already done everything.)
On a train
Is that a body lying there? I guess we'll have to wait and see... Nope it's a deer!
On the moon lander
Shit, I forgot to close my garage. Oh snap, there's a deer.
On a intergalactic spaceship
Are we at light speed yet, I see a deer!
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