Ehrlich to stop pissing in the Patuxent River

Gov. Ehrlich has vowed to clean up MD's waterways, and will no longer be urinating in the Patuxent River, after tonight at midnight, when his promise goes into effect.

Also, Ehrlich announces additional plans to improve Annapolis, the biggest being that every resident will own a PSP by the end of the year, and learn the ability to teleport by the end of the month.

That Ehrlich, he's such a thinker!

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