HFS'tival 2005
I just ordered my ticket to this year's HFS'tival, and no, it is not merengue either!
I was at The Recher Theater last night to see Victory Twin win the big break contest, but they didn't, these crappy fucks called Gold Mind Squad won. Their music is shit. And I did not say "the shit", but "shit" as in their music fucking sucks. "fucking sucks" is not the new way of saying cool, either. They were fucking audience whores. And their fans are fucking insane, starting these stupid mosh fights. Come near me again and I'll rip out your heart, motherfucker.
Anyway, this is my first HFS'tival, I was scared when they changed to spanish that I'd never be able to go to one, but they're doing it anyway! I can finally lose my HFS'tival virginity...you know, have sex at the HFS'tival.... Yeah. That really was funnier in my head.
GOTTA GO BYE
OH YEAH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION LILY GOT HIT ON BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD AND TIM VIRGIN ISN'T AS HIDEOUSLY PALE IRL AS HE IS ON THAT WEBSITE PHOTO.
I was at The Recher Theater last night to see Victory Twin win the big break contest, but they didn't, these crappy fucks called Gold Mind Squad won. Their music is shit. And I did not say "the shit", but "shit" as in their music fucking sucks. "fucking sucks" is not the new way of saying cool, either. They were fucking audience whores. And their fans are fucking insane, starting these stupid mosh fights. Come near me again and I'll rip out your heart, motherfucker.
Anyway, this is my first HFS'tival, I was scared when they changed to spanish that I'd never be able to go to one, but they're doing it anyway! I can finally lose my HFS'tival virginity...you know, have sex at the HFS'tival.... Yeah. That really was funnier in my head.
GOTTA GO BYE
OH YEAH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION LILY GOT HIT ON BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD AND TIM VIRGIN ISN'T AS HIDEOUSLY PALE IRL AS HE IS ON THAT WEBSITE PHOTO.
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