Monday, September 26, 2005

Flipper the firing dolphin, is loose!

Hurricane Katrina has let loose Flipper, the firing dolphin!
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.


That's right, attack dolphins.

3 comments:

  1. U.S. Navy Dolphins

    The Guardian has published an article on Navy dolphins supposedly missing in the wake of Hurricaine Katrina. Seen all over the place.
    A little searching on the Cetacean Intelligence Mission turns up quite a few hysterical hand-wringing websites about...

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  2. [...] The Guardian has published an article on Navy dolphins supposedly missing in the wake of Hurricaine Katrina. Seen all over the place. [...]

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  3. Free the Tuna and lets all eat canned Dolphin!

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