American Man

So Lily tells me that there is a magazine and they are looking for 25 year old males who have lived in Maryland for several years. I say cool and submit my info. It would be awesome to get something written about me in a magazine.

But you don't know the half of it. I tried searching for them on google.

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Okay, so that really doesn't have anything to do with the magazine, but it's creepy as hell.