I got this from John Thomasson's blog... I'm a somewhat big fan of Star Wars, but an even bigger fan of sexually suggestive lines, so I had to post this as well.
Most sexually suggestive lines in Star Wars
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!â€
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?â€
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.â€
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.â€
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?â€
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.â€
4. “Sorry about the mess…â€
3. “Look at the size of that thing!â€
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!â€
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.â€
The Empire Strikes Back
10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.â€
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?â€
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.â€
7. “But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…â€
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.â€
5. “Control, control! You must learn control!â€
4. “Hurry up, golden-rod…â€
3. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?â€
2. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.â€
1. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!â€
Return of the Jedi
10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.â€
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.â€
8. “I never knew I had it in me.â€
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.â€
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping—hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.â€
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me—now I owe you one.â€
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!â€
3. “She’s gonna blow!â€
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.â€
1. “Rise, my friend.â€
And the best of them all…
“Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!â€
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