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Sweet Sassy Molassy!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate Level 2 | High Level 3 | Low Level 4 | High Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html

Under a rock?

Am I the only person who has yet to even watch American Idol? It seems that every blog I read always has something about American Idol...so I just have to ask. God, that show is so stupid. Why would I want to listen to a bunch of untalented assclowns raping great songs? That show sucks. I'm not spending my free time glued to those untalented ass clowns. Maybe the person who wins at the end is semi-talented, but that's it. The show is garbage.

superVISION!

Can a New Eye-Mapping Technology Reduce Bad Outcomes? The technique, called wavefront-guided Lasik, is designed to reduce the occurrence of the most common side effects of surgery performed primarily to correct nearsightedness: blurred vision, sensitivity to bright light and difficulty seeing at night. The new technology also has enabled some patients to attain so-called "eagle vision" or " super vision ": the ability to see better than 20/20 without glasses. What's that up there, mommy? It's a bird, no a plane, no! It's someone's eye ball! With suuuuper vision! You're a super eye. I so lonely. hehe, fargo .

Confidence

Ah, touche. Just the other day I loathed about "Identity" because of it's plot twists and how they cheated me, well, "Confidence" had them too, but I'm not gonna loath about them. Why is that, you ask? Because director James Foley did it the right way! He starts with the protaganist letting us in on things (something we never got in "Identity"), so we have a reason to trust him, and then by the end, we realize that things may not have been as they seemed to be. This movie is well acted, well shot, extremely well lit (don't confuse several dark scenes for being poorly lit), and told almost perfectly. Edward Burn's line in the opening shot, when asked if his life is flashing before him, is "No, just the past 3 weeks." Which the guy with the gun says, "That's a perfect time to start", and so it begins. I was overjoyed. I love the subtle roles of Dustin Hoffman and Andy Garcia, two big name actors in small, but memorable...

Identity

Sigh, another movie in which John Cusack gets rained on...okay, that's not so bad, and the gorgeous Amanda Peet isn't either, but I left this movie feeling cheated. If I had a short-term memory problem, I may have liked this, but I don't, and the plot changes so much, it totally makes the early part of the movie... stupid. I don't want to spoil anything, but I just felt cheated. Spoilers below...

Proverbs are fun

thanks tasha! Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch ...