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Oscar Predictions

It's Oscar night! The only night of award shows that I actually care for! Want the winners? Here they are: BEST PICTURE-- LOTR: Return of the King; the first two didn't win, because the three films are really one movie, this last one will win a lot. LEADING ACTOR-- Jude Law. He just ownz. LEADING ACTRESS-- ??? Didn't see any of the films any of the nominees starred in. Odd. I shall omit this category. Okay fine, eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollars let him go, eenie meenie miney mo; Charlez Theron. SUPPORTING ACTOR-- Ken Watanabe. He was awesome in THE LAST SAMARAI. SUPPORTING ADDRESS--- Renee Zelwegger for Cold Mountain, she performed grand theft movie, well of the scenes Jude Law wasn't in. BEST DIRECTOR-- LOTR: Return of the King. No explanation necessary. BEST EDITING-- LOTR: Return of the King. BEST PHOTOGRAPHY: Cold Mountain, it was beautiful. WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)-- LOTR: Return of the King WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)-- Lost in ...

Perfect Day for a Car Wash

In fact, too perfect. I had to wait in a line of like 6 cars. I was waiting to drive into the wash for almost a half hour! But it was worth it, my car was really yucky. It's supposed to be 65 degrees tomorrow and like above 55 all week with no bad weather. Tomorrow I am going to clean out the inside of my car. I know, this entry was boring and a waste of your time, but that's my plan: to bore you and waste your time. Duh.

The Passion of the Christ

I just saw The Passion of the Christ, and before I say anything, let me tell you that I am not religious, I pretty much have zero bias towards any of the events the movie depicts. So, how was it? As far as a story goes, it's not your typical movie. They capture Jesus, chastise him, then crucify him. The end. There's no love interest, there's no real plot, just a capture, death march, and death. Now, I still enjoyed it. It is a very moving film, and I think it captures Jesus' message quite clearly: that you should always love and embrace everybody no matter how bad they are. Jim Caviezel (The Count of Monte Cristo, Frequency) plays Jesus rather convincingly, Monica Bellucci plays Magdellan, but it's a small role in the film, as most of the screen time is given to Caviezel. The rest of the cast is pretty much unkown actors, but nobody sucks. Did I like it? Yeah, I guess I did, it moved me, it just wasn't a very good film, plot wise, but I guess you could say it wa...

Jury Duty? Jury Duty!

I've been summoned. Yay! They love me, they really, really love me! March 29th is the date. It's for a 1 week / 1 trial service, with the average trial in Howard County, MD lasting 2 days. I could go down there for 5 days and not be called to a trial, that would suck. If I don't work, I don't get paid. If I can't work for a week, the county better pay me. Hopefully I get assigned to a trial the first day, and it ends that day. I'm bringing several books because I anticipate lots of waiting in the 'Jury Assembly Room', lol.

Fucking kids is WRONG

That's it, I am going to fucking rant. Fucking children is just flat out wrong. I mean, it is disgusting. Who in their right mind would have sex with a child? A pedophile, that's who! If you fuck kids, then you are a pedophile! You hear that! I don't care what kind of flak I get for posting this, if you are having sex with a child, then you are a sick, perverted, pedophile! Or even a regular pedophile! Fucking kids is wrong! I cannot stress this enough. I mean, it's ok to love kids, but you can't fucking fuck them. That's gross and wrong. You disgust me. Please think of the children and stop fucking them!

What the hell?

What the hell is happening ? The government is not my parent. I am an adult. I should be able to listen to whatever entertainment I want. It is not like Stern's show was a family show. It is for ADULTS. How can the government step in and tell people what is acceptable?