Bozzy’s World

Last night started innocently enough, I left Columbia to go to Reisterstown to pick up Lily because we had plans to see Vyral at Thunderdome . But I forgot to get directions before leaving the house. So we had to make a quick stop at Lily's to get directions, plus she needed to change out of her work clothes. Only, her friend Liz locked the bottom lock to the apartment and her boyfriend never gave her a key to that lock, so she called him and pleaded with him to come over, as we had to get to Baltimore by 8pm, and it was already 7. Fifteen minutes later. We're on our way to her boyfriend's friend's apartment where he's at so we can get the key. We get the key, head back to the other apartment. We don't start on our way to Baltimore til about 7:40 or so. The directions to Thunderdome were fucked up too. We wound up going the wrong way on 895 (on the right side, not that wrong way, silly) and because of this we had to go through the Harbor tunnel TWICE. Luckily ...

Guess who's number one for the google search "ball fondling" ? ME! That's who!

They get mauled by tigers . Name me one, just one profession in which you can get mauled by a tiger, and don't even mention Sigfried and Roy ! Don't feel sorry for the stripper (I know sympathy towards strippers, what a concept), she got some fat cash.

Jenna Jameson now offers her moans and grunts for your cell phone for only $2.50. That's just wrong. I have trouble explaining how my phone sings my name in a seductive manner (on Sprint, you can download a song that sings your name, they have all names, unless yours is Nimbanoson, then you may run into trouble) or the reason why I have the fraggle rock theme song in my phone. Anyway, can just imagine the looks you'll get if your phone ring is a pornstar's moans and grunts? That's just too real.

Canadian judge says it's okay to masturbate in front of an open window ! Now, who would do that anyway, I don't know, but if you are a window masturbator, that's masturbating in front of an open window not jerking off glass, then you should be happy. But you can only be happy if you're Canadian. Sorry, that's the rules.

What exactly was the truck driver doing when he and his truck plunged 70-feet off a bridge on I-95 ? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Hold off on the blowjobs til after you cross the bridge.

Michele says to write a post about oral sex if you want some interesting email (and referrals from google), so here goes... ORAL SEX . *echo* You should always practice safe oral sex , or your dentist will get really mad and you never want to go to a mad dentist! and look at this, there's actually an art to giving a blowjob , receiving a hummer, having oral sex. Hell, oral sex is great, everybody's doin it, even British school children , because they think kids will just suck each other off instead of having full intercourse... ha. And now, the final oral sex link.