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"AIRPORT security staff confiscated a TWO-INCH plastic gun from a toy soldier, it was revealed yesterday.


It's TWO INCHES people! But there are real guns that small...wait what I am saying?! This still doesn't discredit the fact that the TWO INCH toy gun was being held by a peice of plastic! I guess LAX Security is trying really really hard to NOT live up to their name. :D

"She said: 'Even though he's seven years old George knew the toy was missing an important part.' "


Was this before or after they disarmed the GI Joe?

"Security chiefs at Los Angeles airport said: 'We have instructions to confiscate anything that looks like a weapon or a replica.' "


"I explained what had happened, but he just kept shaking his head saying it was silly and Don't those people understand the gun was a toy? and couldn't shoot


Well kid, now you know...and knowing is half the battle!

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  1. SamAugust 5, 2002 at 1:01 PM

    All my wires that I'm taking are getting me worried going through security. They'll want to know what everthing is. I swear, if the security dude is a geek like me and see my wirless router and thinks it's a "weapon" and takes it just so he can have it. I will jump over the scanner thingy and punch him till' I can't punch anymore!

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  2. BozzyAugust 5, 2002 at 1:08 PM

    lol!

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  3. froggieAugust 6, 2002 at 7:13 AM

    There was a kid in my school district that got EXPELLED from school for a GI Joe gun a few years ago. Give me a break. Poor kid now had an expulsion on his record.

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