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A finger is worth $100,000 dollars

That's right, Wendy's needs to find out who it belongs to! If you or anybody you know has any information, regarding the whoabouts of this finger, please call 1-800-EAT-WENDYS.

Thank God this man lives in Korea, or I'd have to give him a big head start...

In other news, this chimpanzee is SMOKING!

NEVADA to the hornys: You gotta pay us to jerk off.

If you're 45, woman or man, please don't expose yourself in public. Thanks. We've got teens and twenty-somethings for that purpose.

Yeah, but did they use baseballs?

I know a lot of stuff is considered art, but an umbilical cord?

I guess you can't say the government never did anything for the ducks.

A fifteen year old girl can climb a mountain quicker than her daddy, because oh I dunno, she's fifteen and he's FORTY-EIGHT.

I will end on a sad note about Mike the headless chicken:
"He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel." Too bad Mike couldn't be revived.

Alright, I'm out, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing.
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  1. Jason PughApril 17, 2005 at 8:14 PM

    Apparently the finger belongs to a woman who had a cougar bite it off. The lady went to a hospital and rummaged through the bin where they dispose of amputated body parts for a finger to throw in her chili so she could sue Wendys. Whatta bitch!

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