That's right, Wendy's needs to find out who it belongs to! If you or anybody you know has any information, regarding the whoabouts of this finger, please call 1-800-EAT-WENDYS.
Thank God this man lives in Korea, or I'd have to give him a big head start...
In other news, this chimpanzee is SMOKING!
NEVADA to the hornys: You gotta pay us to jerk off.
If you're 45, woman or man, please don't expose yourself in public. Thanks. We've got teens and twenty-somethings for that purpose.
Yeah, but did they use baseballs?
I know a lot of stuff is considered art, but an umbilical cord?
I guess you can't say the government never did anything for the ducks.
A fifteen year old girl can climb a mountain quicker than her daddy, because oh I dunno, she's fifteen and he's FORTY-EIGHT.
I will end on a sad note about Mike the headless chicken:
"He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel." Too bad Mike couldn't be revived.
Alright, I'm out, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing.
Thank God this man lives in Korea, or I'd have to give him a big head start...
In other news, this chimpanzee is SMOKING!
NEVADA to the hornys: You gotta pay us to jerk off.
If you're 45, woman or man, please don't expose yourself in public. Thanks. We've got teens and twenty-somethings for that purpose.
Yeah, but did they use baseballs?
I know a lot of stuff is considered art, but an umbilical cord?
I guess you can't say the government never did anything for the ducks.
A fifteen year old girl can climb a mountain quicker than her daddy, because oh I dunno, she's fifteen and he's FORTY-EIGHT.
I will end on a sad note about Mike the headless chicken:
"He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel." Too bad Mike couldn't be revived.
Alright, I'm out, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing.
Apparently the finger belongs to a woman who had a cougar bite it off. The lady went to a hospital and rummaged through the bin where they dispose of amputated body parts for a finger to throw in her chili so she could sue Wendys. Whatta bitch!
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