Bozzy’s World

I cannot think of something to blog about and having had a long entry in a couple of days now, so I feel I owe you all a good entry...I am just gonna tell you whatever comes to my mind... God, this is hard. I really can't think of something...I'm fucking braindead right now. Um, the Redskins cut their best running, Stephen Davis...stupid salary celery cap. I wish Davis the best, unless he becomes a Dallas Cowboy. That will suck. Watch him run all over the skins then. Haha. Some guy emailed me (posted his email in my forums) and he said he wanted me to join his cam portal...I did, but some of the people who joined are a little fucking weird. Oh well, I did it to drive new people to my site, get some fresh faces around here...not saying my current blog readers are dull and boring, but you know. Duke sucks. I just turned on the tv a few minutes ago and Bruce Willis is hosting The Late Show, gee, with Paul Schafer, it's just two bald men talking. What fun. Joy. Kidding, Bruce ...

Note: That does not say Weird Al. zoe has a weird, neurotic cat, well I have a weird, neurotic dog, so there! And there's two of them! Hope, the bitch 1. She absolutely must walk all the way down the long street in order to go poop. This get's frustrating right now, as everywhere you turn, there's ice. Don't bother her, paws can handle ice, so don't tell her to slow down at the sake of the guy holding the leash trying to keep his footing. 2. Everytime she goes out, comes back in, she expects a treat. Okay, maybe we had something to do with this...lol 3. She likes to sit under my computer desk, or under any computer desk. Sometimes she lays down there, sometimes not. Chico, the dog 1. He can open any door that is open just a crack. I swear, the dog's nose is his hand. We call him needlenose because of this, as in the plyers, he's deaf, he don't mind. 2. He hates the rain. But he loves the snow. 3. When he first saw snow this winter, and went out in it, he...

I saw this cool creepy porno documentary late last night very early this morning on the discovery channel before going to bed. It was about, you guess it, killer clowns from outer space sleep paralysis. Now, without getting too scholarly here, I'll just say I was really really horny freaked out. Never never watch fox news creepy shows before going to dennys bed. Just the thought of not being able to pee control myself and/or seeing a dead president demon/alien in your room is enough to make me leave the room and go poop hide under the covers. I was kinda insulted amazed when the show said that it's not uncommon to have dreams where you can only run naked in slow-mo or can't speak at the public library above a whisper, and when they mentioned that sometimes the male reproductive organ inner ear produces hot hot mind sex ping or beep like noises as sleep is setting in, I was dead dumbfounded. That happens two to me all the time! But I have never married a c...

If so, then file a claim here in a class action lawsuit against the music industry. What, are we to believe that it costs $18.99 to make a cd?!

One of my search referrals indirectly led me to this page . *sigh*, even the canines are being named after that two-timin 17th century loser (not the 21st century one, hehe). ;-)

Guess people don't seem to like my opinion of the Michael Jackson interview...guy calls himself "carlton"... are you for real? he even admitted to sleeping in the same bed as children. he settled a lawsuit for over $15 m for pedophilia. if someone will lie about something as benign as plastic surgery, and in his own words he called it trivial ( remember the whole skin color thing?), what else is he lying about? you are very naive. you will unfortunately have a horrible reality check someday, and no im not talking about michael jackson. oh, yeah. what 'slick production techniques' are you talking about. an editing suite cannot puts words in a subjects mouth. he wasn't digitally created then voiced over to say those sick things! he said them himself you dumb dumb. you're a wacko! you rhyme with jacko, wacko jacko! Excuse me, did you even read my entry? Sleep does NOT equal sex. Let's say that again. Sleep ≠ Sex. So what that he settled a lawsuit ...

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