Bozzy’s World

How to tell if your cow has mad cow disease, it's very useful, you never want to eat a mad cow, despite that mad human disease is not related to eating a mad cow . Oh yeah, it's drunk night!

I've been watching a lot of this HBO series lately. I just love Larry David's sense of humor. Watching him perform just goes to show how great Jason Alexander did on Seinfeld , as Larry David is the real life basis for George Costanza , if you didn't already know. Jason had Larry down to a T. Anyway, season 4 of Curb your Enthusiasm premier's on Sunday.

I'm bored so I'm going to create an original peice of comedy. Ann Coulter ...somewhere there's a table in need of a waitress... Brian Dawkins (Eagles DB, who bodyslammed a redskin last night)...somewhere there's some cotton, in need of a pickin'...somewhere there's a bananna, in need of a peelin'...somewhere there's an ass, in need of a wipin. King George W ...somewhere there's a book, in need of a burnin...somewhere there's an election in need of a fixin....somewhere there's a compost pile, in need of a shiftin'...somewhere there's a redneck...that's all, somewhere there's a redneck. Bill Clinton ...somewhere there's an intern...okay this is too easy. Wil Wheaton ...somewhere there's a dead body, in need of a findin. Kevin Cupp ...somewhere there's a voicemail system, in need of a message. (inside joke, well not if you regularly read this website)...somewhere there's his blog, in need of a post. Donovan McNab...

I want to take the lists off the sidebar, as they've been up forever and it's just boring now, but I don't want to lose the content, so I am making an entry about it...I will explain my lists too.

I saw this movie today. If you haven't heard, it's up for 8 golden globe awards, and it deserves each one...well I haven't checked which categories it's nominated in, but Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellwegger, Ray Winstone, Brendan Gleesan, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Ethan Suplee, Jena Malone, god the cast is endless. They're all good. You gotta go see this. Then tell me if you also think Michael Sragow is an idiot. I think he is one. Michael Sragow must be a fucking pre-teen, he doesn't understand drama; if it's not action packed, he gets bored. What a retard.

Happy fucking holidays and I hate you. I hate your fucking guts. Go to hell. Go to hell for adding to the fucking traffic all around town. Go to hell for the long fucking lines in the stores. Go to hell, you fucking cuntrag. Yes, I am talking about you Santa. And don't give me this bullshit about you not existing, I know you exist. I saw you at the fucking mall, don't play games with me. You're a fucking fat fuck who discriminates by only giving presents to good little boys and girls, you worthless pile of filth. How dare you call me a bad boy, how dare you Santa! I'm not the child fucker that you are! Calling me a bad boy, what nerve. OH what was that last part? Don't you ever talk shit about my grandma like that, ya hear, punk? Yeah, keep eating cookies, go die of high blood pressure. Hey fatass, ever hear of the atkins diet? GO ON IT! Stupid fucking Santa. Yeah, you better run....oh btw, Rudolf and his gay ass red nose is a fag and a queer too. Call me redundant...

I saw this last week, during my mandatory sabbatical from the Internet (while I waited for my new computer to arrive, old died)...it's one of the best Farrelly Bros movie ever...right up there with "There's Something About Mary". I like how their latest films have traded the pure gross aspects for the high morals aspects. Both "Stuck on you" and "Shallow Hal" actually have very good messages, and Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear have awesome chemistry. The only thing odd is that they are not the same age, but the movie has a pretty good explanation for this, which sorta works, well works enough for a comedy, that's all this is. Who cares if it makes sense, it's funny, and it has a good message.