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Top 10 Reasons Zoe is Cool

CUT to Paul Shaffer and CBS orchestra and the Top 10 animated intro, then CUT back to Dave 10. Her website is hosted by AngelFire! If that name isn't catchy and cool, I don't know what is. 9. She blogs a lot. 8. She lives in Hawaii. She may not like it, but I kinda think it's cool. She gets to see Volcano's up close and personal! 7. She used to live in Idaho. So did my dad, so that must be cool. 6. She reads my blog. 5. She isn't ugly. 4. She was the first to wish me a very happy 22nd birthday. She beat my own mother to that. Damn. 3. She does all her HTML coding in notepad. 2. She uses an alias on the Internet. and the #1 reason Zoe is cool... 1. Her alias is 'Zoe'.

The Movie Combo Game

I was bored and started combining movie titles and descripitions, and here's what I have come up with so far. Feel free to comment and leave your own! 12 Angry Monkeys - 12 Jurors decide whether or not the world will end in '97 and whether bruce willis is a better actor than tony danza. The Never Ending Toy Story - Sebastian plays hookie with Andy and some toys. The Never Ending West Side Story - Sebastian finds himself in the middle of gangs wars and only Falcor can save him. Doc Hollywood Ending - A young doctor causes a traffic accident in a small town and is forced to produce a movie that's being made by a has-been blind director. Son of The Aviator - The mask returns again to haunt an aviator! Finding Jurassic Park - A little red fish swims to Jurassic Park and becomes lost. His fishy friends have to find him, but first they have to find the park! Home Alone: Independance Day - Kevin is left home alone on the same weekend aliens invade the planet. Bill Pullman guest st...

Clinton = Good; Bush = Bad

Very interesting read courtesy of fark . I think it's quite obvious that the economic boom of the 1990's is the doing of President Clinton and Alan Greenspan, not Papa Bush. When pappy was in office, the unemployment rate was thru the roof and the markets were their lowest in years...but Bush's biggest blunder was not taking out Saddam. We were practically on top of Baghdad and could have taken the dumbfuck out, but oh no, papa bushie cared more about his oil money. Now to junior. If he's supposed to be so good for business, then why have we had the two biggest bankruptcy cases ever? Answer: Republicans are greedy, they only care about money. Not really news, but what the hell. I have this feeling I have blogged about this before, but I am too tired to care. Goodnight all!

Isn't this cute?

I saw this at bloghop.com, no particular blog, it was just on that site.

Best Buy Sucks

Okay, here's what happened. I go to Blockbuster to rent Roger Avary's "Killing Zoe", and they don't have it. So I'm like no big deal, I'll buy it. Lots of people like this movie, so I'll take the chance that I will too. I go to Best Buy. I have no problem finding this film. But there's one condition. One very asinine condition. The only way to buy this film is to buy the incredibly horrible film "The Way of the Gun". I know this cannot be. So I look and look for what seems like hours-- probably only 15 minutes, but that's ample time for a 4-row DVD section. Hey, it's not like I had to scale the Great Wall of China. So, I'm bouncing between the aisles. I'm pissed and I'm looking for the single. I notice a blue-shirted-pseudo-intelligent employee and inform him of my dilemma. All he says is to try Customer Service. So off I go. Luckily, there's no line. (Which might say something about the quality of Best Buy's s...

WAIT, ISN'T BUSH CORPORATION FRIENDLY?

I find it kinda ironic that under his tenure as Prez, two of the largest companies in the country declared bankruptcy. I mean one, can just be a coincidence but two is just plain freaky. Oooh and lets not forget K-Mart (whats the K stand for?), they almost went under, well for me they did, since my local K-Mart closed up shop. Good riddance. It sucked anyway. I want a walmart god dammit. Anyhow, back to Bush, he's supposed to be corporation friendly! Okay, so maybe it's not his fault, but then how do you explain how that not long after he took office, the economy started going to shit? And it started going downhill before the horifific events of 9/11, so how do you explain that? Ah, fuck it. Republicans suck...and democrats blow. That just about sums up all these questions...except for the one about K-Mart. What the heck does the K mean?